var sc_project=8689159; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="6183f4b1"; var scJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://secure." : "http://www."); document.write(""); var _uox = _uox || {};(function() {var s=document.createElement("script"); s.src="http://static.usuarios-online.com/uo.js";document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(s);})();Online UsersTumblr (3.0; @youcanlevitateme)http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/<p>I never suggested that you swallow menstrual blood. What you want to do in bed and what your preferences are, I don’t give a fuck. All I’m suggesting is that cultural attitudes towards menstrual blood are hypocritical considering semen is perceived as some elixir that you can use to get all the protein you need in a day, moisturize your skin with and become immediately sexy when you swallow it. That is all.</p>http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/51223190189http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/51223190189Fri, 24 May 2013 14:32:34 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/505719beae2742784d164746e4e356d8/tumblr_mn9x1jLRrW1rxh9fko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Can’t sleep because my poster is freaking me out.</p>http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/51180481239http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/51180481239Thu, 23 May 2013 23:55:04 +0100<p>My favourite is &#8220;it must be hard to be that fucking stupid&#8221;.</p>http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/51178772042http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/51178772042Thu, 23 May 2013 23:31:39 +0100<p>Well my post about menstrual blood has gotten out of hand. Hundreds of people are calling me a stupid bitch. So that&#8217;s happening.</p>http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/51178627863http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/51178627863Thu, 23 May 2013 23:30:23 +0100i can read fuckwits<p>Emily just called a fanny a fanny in front of Fanny.</p>http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/51087578824http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/51087578824Wed, 22 May 2013 20:33:56 +0100<p>Artie is no longer with us- but probably not because Boo and Artie used to be best buds because they were about the same size and shared a bed.</p>http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/50948329046http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/50948329046Tue, 21 May 2013 01:22:29 +0100<p>I have no idea, travel a little, get some work under my belt!</p> <p>As for me, I’m not really sure.</p>http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/50948226828http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/50948226828Tue, 21 May 2013 01:21:11 +0100<a href="http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/ask">Boo and I are here to answer any enquiries.</a>http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/50947817765http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/50947817765Tue, 21 May 2013 01:15:56 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ba100bf1add7d49f01e96027686b519e/tumblr_mn4gfcCnJB1rxh9fko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m being mounted by a stuffed owl cushion.</p>http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/50947300654http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/50947300654Tue, 21 May 2013 01:09:12 +0100<p>They all say that. </p> <p>Until they see my breasts</p>http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/50947158278http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/50947158278Tue, 21 May 2013 01:07:23 +0100<p>scottowilliams replied to your post: What kind of dog is she?<br/> I like her.</p> <p>she likes you too. She likes all humans.</p>http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/50947042049http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/50947042049Tue, 21 May 2013 01:05:51 +0100Honestly though this is the best natured little dogshe is so loving and quiet and when you sit down and cross your legs she hops up onto your knee like hey I belong here give me cuddles I ...boo is my fave<p>Miniature Dachshund! She is the cootest</p>http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/50946708704http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/50946708704Tue, 21 May 2013 01:01:29 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b2e9864d80a289838660b0ad7bc97fec/tumblr_mn4fzyxp3H1rxh9fko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>She is like “fuck off I’m trying to burrow into the sheets you FIEND”</p>http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/50946590429http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/50946590429Tue, 21 May 2013 00:59:58 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/83a2aaaf51f1c24704142f528822ed54/tumblr_mn4fxwi99u1rxh9fko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Boo!</p>http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/50946498720http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/50946498720Tue, 21 May 2013 00:58:44 +0100hey boo<p>Boo and I are in bed sharing a midnight crumpet.</p>http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/50946161016http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/50946161016Tue, 21 May 2013 00:54:17 +0100British<p>scottowilliams replied to your photo<br/> LOVE IT</p> <p>Joseph Gordon LOVE-IT</p>http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/50944990678http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/50944990678Tue, 21 May 2013 00:38:50 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/84be9f567dc7631a33408ebd923a28f5/tumblr_mipu4o52LW1qhn9xwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/50935885506http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/50935885506Mon, 20 May 2013 22:41:07 +0100<p>Yes, yes I am.</p>http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/50935826614http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/50935826614Mon, 20 May 2013 22:40:23 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/58013a6734208778be8cd41864cb5828/tumblr_mmf2gvhq0J1rs8w78o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/50934256307http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/50934256307Mon, 20 May 2013 22:20:43 +0100<p>I dunno what&#8217;s sadder- that I took time out of my day to make that or that no one even appreciates my comic genius.</p>http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/50933995148http://youcanlevitateme.tumblr.com/post/50933995148Mon, 20 May 2013 22:17:28 +0100