meadek asked: Is the cat in your side picture jealous of you and boo?
scottowilliams asked: What are you doing for the summer?
Boo and I are here to answer any enquiries. →
Anonymous asked: u hav a nice buttt
scottowilliams replied to your post: What kind of dog is she? I like her. she likes you too. She likes all humans.
scottowilliams asked: What kind of dog is she?
Boo and I are in bed sharing a midnight crumpet.
scottowilliams replied to your photo LOVE IT Joseph Gordon LOVE-IT
Anonymous asked: You are so disgusting
I dunno what’s sadder- that I took time out of my day to make that or that no one even appreciates my comic genius.
unabating asked: Booty pix are best. What's your favourite feel good movie?
scottowilliams asked: How was your day? Did I win?
thistimewelaughalittleslower replied to your post: I’m not very good at mobile phones. No you’re not, hint hint. Haha! I’m so sorry, I shall text you this evening!
I’m not very good at mobile phones.
Bexalottie: Dangerous dogs? Yeah, they're called... →
bexalottie: So the Government intend to bring in stricter laws in order to combat what they call the ‘dangerous dog issue’ in the UK. Their campaign to cut down on the number of attacks by ‘dangerous dogs’ has been scattered across the headlines for weeks now, and this is not the first time it has been… Here here/ woof woof! I have a Doberman and she is lovely- my friend Daniel has a...
free butt pic to first person that sends a message →
“Of course she owns a journal- she listens to Tori Amos and masturbates.”
superabound: if you describe anything as “fierce” then I hate you. This text post is so fierce.
We need feminism because when a woman decides to have a mastectomy for the better of her health she becomes a target for cyber abuse, torment and assault. Comments from all over the internet have shown that there is a struggle to view Anjelina Jolie as anything other than a sexual object. You should not lament the loss of breasts as a loss of femininity- women are more than their bodies.
youcanlevitateme: Patriarchy = menstrual blood is gross, ew- keep it 13918321 miles away from me YUCK Cum? You swallow that shit. I’ll rub that shit all over your face and tits. If my lasting impression on the world is a badly written text post about menstrual blood then I need to start campaigning for euthanasia.
I was sad so my mum bought me a pug cushion.
I have anger issues that I am struggling to resolve.
There is a Cosmo article titled “the new orgasm” and I’m like “I haven’t even figured out the old one” hahaha, Hahahaha Someone have sex with me.
Anonymous asked: dear person I have a crush on
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box. Dear person I hate, Dear person I like, Dear ex boyfriend, Dear ex girlfriend, Dear ex bestfriend, Dear bestfriend, Dear *anyone*, Dear Santa, Dear mom, Dear dad, Dear future me, Dear past me, Dear person I’m jealous of, Dear person I had a crush on, Dear girlfriend, Dear boyfriend, Dear [insert URL here],
[[MORE]] A potential landlord asked for a double deposit. I’d rather introduce him to double penetration.
My flatmate had an “accidental threesome”. How does that even happen?
We can change our partners, this is a progressive dance but remember it was me who dragged you up to the sweaty floor.
reasons you should date me I have a heartbeat
”[[MORE]]So, have you got any boys interested in you?” Yes. Of course. I can hardly move from all the men at my feet.